Title: Maladroit
Author: roflolmaomg
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4000
Prompt: Sex pollen
Summary: So maybe drugs aren’t always bad, mmkay?
Notes/Warnings: Drugged sex that appears a wee bit dubcon but isn’t. I promise it’s all good in the hood. On a side note, I really wanted to end this with them getting married in a Burger King and both becoming Burger Queens, but I ( Read more... )

Title: candy jars and sticky hands
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: mmm drug use, sex.
Word Count: 885
Summary: Jim's a stressed-out kid. Leonard thinks this is a problem.
A/N: yaaaay for jim_and_bones 's Sweetheart's challenge, my prompt was basically the summary/to write it from Bones' point of view. title and cuttext are from Garbage's Hammering in My Head, which was ( Read more... )

Title: Sky Fits Heaven (sequel to Papa Don’t Preach)
Rating: PG-13 at the most.
Warnings: Bad language. 
Summary: This is why Leonard is.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jimmy or Bones, and I certainly don’t own the Bible. Title and cut text are, as tradition, from Madonna songs. I don’t think the religious aspect of this story should offend anybody, but then ( Read more... )

Answers to the Top Five meme!

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STARTING WITH:

( top five ridiculous chris faces )

 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FERRETS.